Today’s Darwin Award

An Arizona woman mistakenly put superglue in her eyes thinking the bottle was eye drops.  And, yup, you guessed it: the superglue worked as advertised.

Says the woman who glued her eyes shut, “The bottles are identical and I am not young anymore, but I am not senile.”  No, you’re not senile; you’re dumb.

Apparently there’s a somewhat clinical term for this mishap that is generously euphemistic: “superglue ocular injuries.”

Someone should tell GOP Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell that there’s a far more likely explanation for blindness.

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