Please Take Alternate Route

No one tiptoes through these tulips

The Poopdeck will be unattended for most of the next month.  Please read a newspaper for all your shit needs and watch FOX if you need an enema.

Oh, and wash your hands thoroughly when you’re done.  You’ll need it.

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